Fan runs onto the field, earns more rushing yards than the Rams

Sep 14, 2016, 00:45

What follows are results of the Los Angeles Rams' offensive possessions from Monday, in chronological order: punt, punt, punt, interception, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, interception, punt, turnover on downs.

Traveling in San Francisco 49ers, the Rams were humiliated 28-0, unable to produce the slightest thing offensively and incredibly undisciplined. "This team deserves better play from their quarterback". 49ers RG Andrew Tiller started in place of Anthony Davis, who reportedly contemplated retiring for a second time and was listed on the injury report as questionable (not injury related). Former Missouri QB Blaine Gabbert threw for less than 200 yards and less than five yards per attempt. This year, new coordinator Jim O'Neil was tasked with slowing down Todd Gurley.

Entering Week 2 on the road against the defending NFC champion Panthers, who are well rested after playing in the NFL's Thursday night opener, O'Neil no longer has the benefit of being un-scouted like his defense was against the Rams. And while that in and of itself wasn't all that great-why do people continue to do this when they know they're going to get arrested and fined for doing it?-it took a pretty great turn when National Football League play-by-play radio broadcaster Kevin Harlan made a decision to have some fun with it by narrating the guy's every move. "That was a concern".

The 49ers spent the night daring Keenum to throw, but the 28-year-old couldn't beat them.

The 49ers' defence held the Rams to 185 total yards. "Oh they tackle him at the 40-yard line!" "We just made too many mistakes". We were open a lot out there today.

"We basically took what they gave us", Gabbert said, which was just about everything".

The Rams must, if they have any hope of giving Gurley room to operate. Not much time for the Rams to do something to justify their self-arranged parade. If only the game itself had provided more opportunity for it.

"I'm not happy", Keenum said. It's not us at all. "I don't know what we did, but we have to do something right and go out and execute next week".

Next week is a major test, at home against the Seattle Seahawks and their stifling defense. "I think the defensive line did a great job putting pressure on the quarterback all game and the linebackers held up, too". San Francisco dominated Minnesota 20-3 in the late Monday night opener but won only four other games all season, leading to Tomsula's firing. "This is not us".

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